He Said, She Said

Sometimes people really do say the darndest things. Here are a few of them:

"Being born is the major cause of death." -- My Dad

"I eat margarine like butter." -- My Mom

"I've never had a sugar daddy before, this feels so exquisite." -- Anonymous friend reveling in the wonders of sugar daddydom and contemplating if it's wrong that said sugar daddy's wife's name is on the check.

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What A Girl Wants

The older you get the more you realize what's really important to you and what you want out of life. So I thought I'd start making a list. A list of what I want in the next place that I live. Here goes:

Within close proximity to good ass Mexican/Tex Mex food. I need me some yummy breakfast tacos and refried beans. And no, I do not want to make them myself.

If we do the house thing next, I want a pool. Yes a pool.

If we don't do the house thing, wouldn't a loft be dandy. A live/work space would just be ideal. Shop/studio in the front, home in the back.

Close proximity to Mexican food. Just gotta have it.

Sunshine. Bright, big ass beautiful sunshine.

LA weather.

Proximity to fun, smart, motivated, funny, nice people.

Have I mentioned refried beans? Oh, and breakfast tacos?!

The end.