That's no typo. These trainers really are marked down from $68 to $14.95. It's all part of J. Crew's final summer clearance sale. I'd expound but listen to me folks -- this stuff goes fast, so to get in on the mega-cheap markdowns you gotta act fast. Nuff said.

Gaining lots of hype on the fashion scene, Italian-based shopping site yoox.com features an international selection of designer digs ranging from nearly-third-world to Monaco prices. I dig these Gang trousers in red for just $31. Browse by designer or category depending on your preference -- or get dressed by Claire Danes and Heidi Klum if you must. If you've got some time on your hands and a shopping craving to satisfy, this would be a worthy stop on the credit card train. Choo. Choo.

Shamelessly in lurve with J.Lo's bling-bling? Ding! Ding! Well, if you've been bummed about not having the $1.2 million of your own to shell out for the famed six-carat pink diamond engagement ring, you need not be depressed anymore. Score this replica for just $19.95. The upside: When you're tired of pink because it's like so overdone (you know the day will come...sigh), you won't feel too bad because you will have only shelled out $20 instead of your first million. Something to think about. For your faux bling head to czfantasy.com.

Could these be any cooler? I think not! What am I talking about? Only the most fabulous (and obvious) soultion to designer laziness/boredom since...well, ever. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but since I can't think of anything clever to say we'll stick with "well, ever." Capiche? Basically these are wall decals (stickers if you will) that will give any space that kick in the pants it needs to be cool and interesting. Cheaper and easier than painting, cheaper than buying art, and best of all, for the commitment-phobes out there, you can change them out as often as your wallet will shell out another $30 or $40. Made from self-adhesive vinyl film, you can literally peel and stick these babies onto any flat surface such as a wall, ceiling, tabletop or floor. Get your Blik Graphics at velocityartanddesign.com. Trading Spaces, I hope you're reading...

Amen Wardy Home's white chocolate-flavored bark stirred into a nutritious mix of crisp cereals, pretzels and nuts comes in a fabulously kitsch White Trash bucket. Is it any surprise this company is based in Vegas? Luckily you won't have to fly to Sin City to indulge though, since they also sell online. In addition to the White Trash goodies, Amen Wardy sells tons of cute gifts including Agent Provocateur candles, Nescafe bean apples and pears and loads more.

Remember when fanny packs were those tacky things your mom made you strap on to carry all your junk around? Yeah. I know, the scars are still fresh. Well, it's time to get past that and into the new world of "fashionable" fanny packs. No, it's not an oxymoron, contrary to popular belief. Even A-list celebs have been seen sporting the former fashion faux pas. LeSportsac makes some cute ones, all at reasonable prices. I dig this Big Apple one for $31. You can even get them monogrammed for an extra charge. So go forth and wear your fanny pack with pride. I can almost guarantee that nobody will point and laugh. Almost.

Blaze the path to fab fall style in this classic-cut corduroy blazer. With lightweight striped-cotton lining and a bit of spandex, this blazer's not only stylish, but comfy too. Great with gently faded denim and some heeled brown boots, you'll be prep-western chic in a snap. Available in tan or black for $39.50 at oldnavy.com

This low-rise A-line skirt in madras-print seersucker by Ralph Lauren falls just below the knee and is a great way to perk up your prep-appeal. It's marked down from $49 to $24.99 on polo.com. Pair it with an ode-to-the-'80s Lacoste top and you'll be ready for an afternoon at the country club. Don't forget to bring your snootiness -- but not to worry, if you forget you can pick some up at the club for no charge.

Brown and white and purple -- oh my! I know, I can't believe this skirt is only $15 either. In fact, I can't believe all the oh-so-low prices on the eternally cute items found at Forever 21. Time to stock up? I think so. The quality may not be top-notch, but this is a great place to snag "trendy" pieces or just have a much-needed shopping spree. You can get a lot for very little. Compare that to what a therapist might charge to make you feel better, and well, you know what I'm saying. I hope. To scoop up this skirt visit forever21.com.

Show your doggie style with this fab and fresh pink poodle top from Arden B. Pair it with a cute denim skirt or some short shorts and you're sure to be the cat's meow. To fetch this top or many cute ones like it, head to ardenb.com now.

Much more "Fab Five" than Martha, these rockin' French Bull platters have -- say it with me now -- personality. Bright, funky colors give a lot of mod bang for your hipster buck. Whether you're serving cocktails at your next swanky shindig or your poolside party, these babies are sure to get you lots of "oohs" and "aahs." Durable and stylish, use them to serve food, to toss your keys on or simply as decor. Each is only $15 at wishingfish.com.

All apologies for the interrupted DailyBuss service, but apparently the whole no-power-on-the-eastern-seaboard thing just felt the need to include us here in Detroitland. For those of you affected by the whole ordeal, you know that life without electricity is barely worth living. But it's not the whole no-lights, no-television, no-internet part that's the worst – it's the no-water part. That's right. No H2O. Which meant no showers, and worse yet, no…flushing. Ew. I know. Gawd how I know. (And you thought AM-only radio and Scrabble-by-candlelight were the worst of it.) After two waterless days in bloody humid August of all times, there's really only one thing you yearn for. And that my friends is a shower. A shower and some Lava soap. Anything to make you feel clean again. Which is why I've selected this spiffy Heavy Duty MotorWash Shower Gel as today's DailyBuss. (Well, that and because it's just soo Motor City, now isn't it?) Much, much gentler than Lava soap, but with the same super-clean results. MotorWash, what's your price for flight? $18 for a 14oz. jug, apparently. To snag your bucket o' clean, head to sephora.com.

Hitting just below the knee, this demure-yet-flirty skirt is fully lined and washed for softness, but can be made edgier if paired with a tank, fitted blazer and heels. The floral print will have people wanting to stop and smell your roses -- can a price tag really be put on that? Apparently. It's marked down from $39.50 to just $14.95 on ae.com.

Tired of traveling only to arrive with your new fave bag covered in the shampoo that's exploded and leaked out...everywhere!? Join the club. Thankfully the British beauty company Lush offers a fun and trendy alternative: solid shampoo bars. Choose from a variety of scents, including Dr. Peppermint, Irresistible Bliss and Jumping Juniper. Simply pack your bar away in one of Lush's funky lil silver tins and you'll arrive to your destination happy and mess-free. Lush also carries old-school liquid shampoos like Daddyo and Rehab, as well as conditioners, moisturizers, hair hennas and great gifts.

Britney may be soo five minutes ago, but the schoolgirl look is soo not. I mean nothing says fall like plaid schoolgirl miniskirts, right? Oh, and um, changing leaves and all that nature stuff. But back to the minis. This pink and grey one is adorable. Pair it with a crisp white shirt and, if it's cool out, add a fitted blazer or sweater. Come even cooler weather, those oh-so-bright tights you've been seeing everywhere would be great with this leg-pimpin' number. Get it now for $32.50 at wetseal.com. Oops, you did it again...

Did you know those wacky Swedes are now offering their fab, yet inexpensive, wares online? It's about time, I know! Finally, you can get in on the great furniture and home decor deals without living by one of their actual stores. You can start your room revamp by getting organized with these punchy magazine files. A pack of five costs just $2.99. Or snag this design-fab watering can in pink or orange for just $1.99. And, of course, there's all the real furniture you could think of, too. Get in on the action at ikea.com.

Have you heard about that study that was done about what the dirtiest spot in the workplace is? They tested the kitchen, the toilet and the computer desk… Yeah, you'd probably guess the dirtiest spot was the toilet? Not so. It was the computer area!! Why? Because no one ever cleans it. I know, ick. But that's understandable. I mean, it's hard to get in between those pesky keys on the keyboard and how should you clean your monitor? Pledge? Windex? What? Well the swell folks at Fred Flare are offering this adorable cleaning duo – Mr. and Mrs. Computer Brush. He cleans the crevices of the keyboard and she dusts the monitor with her poofy hairdo. Cleanin' in style. I like that. Get your duo for $20 at fredflare.com.

Fall's just a hop, skip and a month away and you know what that means...time to wear new clothes. Yay! You'll want to stay warm and in stlye with this season's staple: cords. The denim of the new millennium? Maybe. Comfy, sexy and casual? Fo shizzle. Old Navy's got some great ones that are low-waisted, boot-cut and stretch -- the three musts in my book. The spandex in them allows them to move with you, so these really are comfy. I recently bought a few pairs myself. Available in khaki, salt, dark chocolate and clay rose, each for $29.50, at oldnavy.com.

Give your precious peds a break from those stilettos and step into these slides instead. Because these slides were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do... Oh wait -- I'm wrong! Sure they're made for walking and will get you around town, but they're also so totally cute and cool that they're clearly made for upping your fashion savvy, too. Available in Cream and Red or Black and Sand, these fun leather slides are a cross between ballet slippers and Mary Janes. And with elasticized leather straps, comfy padded insoles and rubber traction-grip soles, these babies should be ripe for walking around in all day long. Get a pair for $59.95 at marshallfields.com.

They say organization is the key to a happy existence. But we all know fashion really is. With these fabulously fashionable key chains by Coach, there'll be no need for arguing. All your keys in one fabulous looking spot. Choose from an apple, strawberry, jack russell, butterfly, photo frame and more, each for $28, at coach.com.

You're one mod mama, so you might as well show it off with one of these hand-crafted necklaces by Kiln Enamel. Expressive, funky and totally cool, this bad boy is sure to elicit compliments and looks of envy. The hand-fired pendant is hung from a sturdy 16” sterling silver neck wire, but is also available in 17" and 18" lengths. Get yours now at mightyflirt.com.